'The weekend at Audra's' blog!
Oooo where to start!
We needed to have a 'marketing' weekend re the launch of the book, and it also so happened that it was the same weekend of one of Audra's friends' birthday party – Jo – so of course we had to go – rude not too!
I arrived at Audra's on Thursday afternoon, after a really good meeting with Travelex, working on their survey to collate information for a sales programme, very interesting and exciting work!
I want to start a mini campaign following my journey down to Deal – I am amazed how rude and just generally inconsiderate people are on the tubes. Please lets all just try to do someone one favour. There was this poor lady with a pushchair, who couldn't get up the steps without having to take the child out, fold up the pushchair and get up the stairs – not the safest place to have a 2 year old not strapped into something!
There were a group of 5 men who all walked past her and on up the stairs. I could see her beginning to take the little girl out – so I stopped her and said I would help, took my case up the stairs then came back and helped her with the buggy. I am not saying this to say I'm fab – I'm saying we should all look out to see if we can help – what a nicer experience travelling across London would be – we almost seem proud of our reputation in London to be pushy, aggressive and selfish!
So I arrived at Audra's, and downed tools for the day, her Mum Mel came round with her dogs magic and Poppy for a cup of tea. Audra cooked a VERY healthy tea – and was proud of it – see the picture! Haddock, asparagus and mushrooms and green beans – VERY good – we are both desperate to lose weight before the book launch! We just chilled and chatted and caught up and watched Big Brother, I have been tricked into getting into this bloody programme, I am surrounded by it – I could only give in! But Audra and I have agreed it s good viewing from a training point of view! How people are, how they change and how they are motivated – it's quite fascinating!
We had a busy day planned so we didn't have a mad night; we shared a bed as Michelle was coming down the next day for the 'marketing' meeting. Apparently I snored so badly that Audra went in the other bed – and Michelle – Audra didn't change the sheets!!
I woke up with a REALLY bad back, could hardly move and after no improvement after a couple of Audra's migraine tablets, we had to call out a doctor, I couldn't move and was reduced to tears with the pain – I really sympathise for anyone who has a permanent back problem – its hell! Audra was a sweetie and was running around after me. I couldn't do any work, I was so frustrated, as I had to submit a strategic re bid for RTA, I was in agony. Eventually the pain began to numb and I was moving around – the miracle pills from the doctor were really doing the trick.
Thank god too as this RTA thing was not going away and had to be done and I was so relieved when I managed to get it off! Michelle arrived about 3pm all the way from Middlesbrough – it's so far away! When she arrived Audra was on the phone having a video conference call with a an Ex colonel about training for Olympic bids and exciting stuff and I couldn't drive so poor Michelle after her horrendous journey then had to get a cab!
We were also planning to see Lorraine on Friday, our new business manager to show her round our systems and office and discuss her role in more depth. We really want her to add value and take us forward - not just pick up after us!
We were also going to see Jo, one of our trainers (she's really fab!) but cancelled everyone apart from Michelle – so sorry to miss out on seeing Lorraine and Jo on this trip – next time!
We got through loads of marketing stuff for the book launch despite the constant interruptions! We have over 100 confirmed coming, works to do on lists of attendees and follow up. The website went live!! http://www.blondesinbusiness.com where you can buy the book and get a signed copy before the 3rd September – so all VERY exciting!
So still lots to do include film a video for YouTube – hilarious eh?
Friday night we had fish and chips for tea!!! OK not the best thing for wanting to lose weight! Then we watched the eviction on Big Brother - surprised it was Freddy to be fair. What a cow Bea is eh? She goes on and on about how she hates the things that people are doing to her i.e. bullying – when in fact they are not bullying – she is!! Talk about point your finger at someone and there are 3 fingers pointing back at you (try it!) I liked her when she first joined and now I can't bear her.
She's like a dog with a bone – she just won't let go, she's like a terrier dog – but that is so unfair to dogs!
We chatted in-between of course and I was comparing rudeness and selfish London underground stories with Michelle when Audra piped up how she had pretended to be pregnant on a tube to get a seat – I was with on this occasion and no- one would stand up - but then she didn't look pregnant! Anyway she eventually got a seat. At the next stop a heavily pregnant women got on the train, so I looked to Audra to get up (I didn't have a seat) She looked away and I said 'get up' in hushed hissed voice ! Which of course she did – but to all the other passengers they didn't know Audra wasn't pregnant – not one single person offered their seat – this isn't about Men offering up their seats to women – although that would be nice and novel! There are some out there that do; I am always very appreciative with a smile and an eyelash batter!
During that evening we then managed to eat our way through ice-cream in chocolate and coconut marshmallow shells (YUMMY!) and tortilla chips and dip whilst watching sense and sensibility – what a lovely girlie film and evening – fab!
Saturday I slept until 10.15 – couldn't believe it – the pain killers knocked me out and I think and I was short on sleep that week – so it was good to catch up. We then met Mel and another friend of Audra's, Rowena the Repeater – she's in the book – she's fab – very funny – not that she realises it half the time – and also beautifully dressed and made up – a very attractive lady – another blonde!
We met at the chocolate shop – this is the only link I could find – and it has some great pictures; Sara's Chocolate shop and Audra and I were really bad! Not only did we have hot chocolate we shared a brownie and a slice of carrot cake! I blame Audra totally, she kept humming and hawing about what to have to eat and should we share that she drove me to ordering both – she always does that – makes the bullets and winds me up till I fire them! She thinks she's clever!! LOL.
We then went shopping and I did really well – got a fab dress that I might wear to the book launch ( although I think I will wear the one I tried on of Audra's) bought a new handbag, a Red Herring – no less! Apparently that is a good make – I have no idea – picked it up in Castaways – my poor Jane Norman ( I love that is was a bit outlandish! ) one really had come to the end of its life, as my weekend bag – so managed to buy a lovely dotty one, which is a bit bigger – good job with all the shopping I bought! The weather was fantastic, really hot. We finished our shopping with a white wine spritzer on the seafront.
Where Michelle shared her fab 'woodpecker' story! You'd have to really hear it from her – but the basic story is that she was so drunk one night staying in a hotel in London, The Beauchamp Grange: - that in the middle of the night she mistook the hotel room door for the bathroom door and it shut behind her – it would have been ok – if she hadn't been stark naked!! She was tapping quietly and frantically so not to make anyone come out of their room and see her! Eventually her husband was awoken by what sounded like a woodpecker only to find his naked wife the source of the tapping noise on the other side of the door! How funny but how awful!
Whilst all of the girls laughing a man sat with two young girls about 10, joined in the conversation some how and then said to Audra "your one of Liam's wives aren't you?" Good opening line if I ever heard one! Just to be clear Liam is not a bigamist or Muslim – he just happens to be on his fourth wife and Audra was the second unfortunate wife to fall foul of his charms. To be honest I won't bore you with the stories he was boring us with about his ex psycho girlfriend stories – which are probably not unusual stories for any man that put themselves up on sugadaddy.comto find a 'partner'! He also kept smattering his conversation with hints of his wealth, 'I was driving my new Audi' – I was just back from a golfing holiday'.
Men – nice girls who aren't psychos wont go out with you based on your Bank balance – stop flaunting or pretending your wealthy – and you'll stop attracting psychos! Easy!
But perhaps you don't want to – all that tension and anger – make be it's the 'angry sex' and the 'making up sex' that keeps you there – if so stop complaining! I took a photo of him which he was happy for me to do so – but best not to put up his photo or name – give the poor git a second chance and no publicity!! LOL
That evening we all got dressed up, Kim a friend of Audra's came over and we went to meet Jo and her friends for her birthday night out – I have no idea how old Jo was – it veered from 22 to 42! It was supposedly to be a pub crawl but we only managed two pubs! We had a good laugh, even danced around the handbags – Jo was great and so were her friends Sarah and Naughty Nor – but I was glad to be home, shoes off and a cup of tea in my hand!!
Mel came around this morning, brought me a selection of cards to choose from – she makes the most beautiful and some very funny cards and calendars – I want to make her a website – because we had the great idea of placing orders that Mel then fulfils and send to you in time for you to send them to the birthday person – a reminder and birthday buying card service all in one! I packed up my new suitcase and handbag – and set off.
So I am writing this on my journey home on the train from Deal to Bristol – it was a fab weekend, not entirely as planned, but fab anyway.
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